Yes, I am a teacher (almost)

Hello!
Today I watched somebody teach my classes,
and tomorrow I am on my own!
I am so excited!!!!!!
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Dear readers,
Do YOU know the difference between count and non-count nouns?
How many traffics are there?
How many traffic is there?
How many a traffic are there?
How much traffic is there?
How much a traffic is there?
Which one is correct?
Stayed tuned (in the NEXT blog) for the answer.
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Tonight they passed around a special treat.
You have 6 clues:
Clue 1: it wasn't sugary
Clue 2: it wasn't pretty
Clue 3: it's a little smaller than My pinky
Clue 4: its brown
Clue 5: it used to be alive
Clue 6: it probably was crunchy
:) yes! you ARE right!!
It WAS not appetizing!!!
And I think it looked kinda... disgusting That is why I didn't eat
:drum roll please:
a locast!
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Alright, going to bed.
Have a wonderful day!