there was a short, young, American girl,
changing her sheets from her bed.
The first sheet was a pillow case,
The second sheet was a square,
And the third sheet was just right.
However, there was a problem.
It seemed as if a man had sewn 2 top sheets together,
leaving a hopeless small hold on the side.
The American adventured into the sheet,
to try and see how the angles worked.
to try and see how the angles worked.
Was this American girl now supposed to stuff her mattress in the hole?
Yes. Yes she was.
She tried,
and tried,
and tried.
Until her mattress got her blankies in a bunch....
Instead of a nice, flat mattress,
This little American had succeeded to twist her mattress into a mountain with miles of sheet around.
Then, her friendly Australian friend came to help.
With her smarts and the American's smarts,
Then, her friendly Australian friend came to help.
With her smarts and the American's smarts,
They brought the distressed mattress into the hallway.
Slowly BUT surely, the mattress became horizontal again.
I tied up the the hole with the strings that closed the poor sheets, the poor American girl cried into the atmosphere, "I am never changing my bedding again! If there was only 1 thing I miss about America, it would be the simplicity of it's bed sheets!!"
The American Dean came in, and quietly said, "...I think a man must have made them."
Funny thing that the Dean did not know, was the American's friend the Australian had said the same thing prior to the American crying into the atmosphere.
After that little escapade, the Australian and the American needed some place to dry their wet clothes. The American began to hang her clothes around the room while the Australian decided to go find a rope.
And find a rope she did!
A ginormous rope,
The American Dean came in, and quietly said, "...I think a man must have made them."
Funny thing that the Dean did not know, was the American's friend the Australian had said the same thing prior to the American crying into the atmosphere.
After that little escapade, the Australian and the American needed some place to dry their wet clothes. The American began to hang her clothes around the room while the Australian decided to go find a rope.
And find a rope she did!
A ginormous rope,
to be exact.
First, they untangled it.
Second, they started stringing the rope around the room,
as if they were pretending to decorate a Christmas tree.
Third, the re-untangled it.
Fourth, some more un-tangling.
And finally, The Big Tie Off.
And it was finished!
First, they untangled it.
Second, they started stringing the rope around the room,
as if they were pretending to decorate a Christmas tree.
Third, the re-untangled it.
Fourth, some more un-tangling.
And finally, The Big Tie Off.
And it was finished!
They hung up their clothes, and looked at their creation as if they were Picasso himself!
Trouble laid ahead though.
The 5'1 American has only a little trouble getting to and fro in her room,
Yet her 6'2 Australian friend had a little more trouble.
The story ends with the rumor that the rope was never taken down again.
Truth or fiction?
Too soon to tell.
Yet her 6'2 Australian friend had a little more trouble.
The story ends with the rumor that the rope was never taken down again.
Truth or fiction?
Too soon to tell.
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